Her: are you sure? These expired 7 years ago
Him: (looks at her likes she's stupid)
Her: (gives him the pills) 7 years! Really?
30 minutes later...
Him: are you sure you gave me the right pills? They're not working
Her: (pounds forhead against something hard...) you do realize the expiration date is there for a reason right?
Him: should i take another one?