Mooooom...

Little A was in the tub playing with his new pirate ship. 

"Mom. Mooom.  I need you now Mom."

" What do you need?"

" I really need my earplugs. Ya know the ones from swimming lessons so my ears don't get wet and hurt?"

"Why? Are your ears hurting?"

"No. My earplugs are

 very bright and 

orange. They'd make great buoys. "

at least he's creative...