My kid cracks me up sometimes.
For months she has had this saying that I could not figure out. It sounds like "because a so so." She says it when she knows she's done something really wrong.
Typical uses of this saying would include
Me: Why did you spread poop all over the bath tub?
Amelia: Because a so so!
Me: Amelia, why did you pick up your brother? You're not supposed to touch him without mommy's help!
Amelia: Because a so so Mommy!
Well, I finally figured out what she means. Are ya ready for this? It's because I said so! Where does she get this stuff? I don't say that to her (she isn't in the why phase yet so I have no reason to say that yet.) So yeah, my sassy little two year old, when she knows she is in trouble tells me she did it "because I said so Mommy."
I'm gonna be in so much trouble when she reaches college.