A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.Try saying it 5 times fast!
Speaking of Oysters, have you heard about about BeOysterAware.com? This website provides information on consuming oysters. I had no idea that oysters could be dangerous. Most people can eat oysters without a problem. However there is a percentage of the population who is at risk, and for them, consuming oysters can be harmful or even potentially lethal. If you visit their website about Gulf oysters you can get lots of information, and find out if you are at risk.