While we were sitting on the couch the other night, Jeff let one rip. Amelia looked at him in total disgust.
Jeff: Amelia, did you hear that? There is an elephant under the couch.
Amelia: No daddy. Elephants say BRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO. Elephants don't say fart. Daddy says fart.
I almost fell of the couch I was laughing so hard. This kid is so serious sometimes!